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the Married Man’s Bedroom | I m Bringing Celibacy Back
Whenever I write about marriage, I feel severely out of my league. I’ll readily admit that if I ever tie the knot, I’ll probably go back and rewrite all my blog material on marriage. So whenever I tackle a subject regarding marriage or the like, I try to approach it from a candid, yet “eager&hellip,
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A sassy (yet sometimes serious) social commentary about singleness, marriage, and everything in between — with a healthy dose of sarcasm. The Single Man’s Bedroom VS. the Married Man’s Bedroom. Whenever I write about marriage, I feel severely out of my league. I’ll readily admit that if I ever tie the knot, I’ll probably go back and rewrite all my blog material on marriage. So whenever I tackle a subject regarding marriage or the like, I try to approach it from a candid, yet “eager to learn” attitude. So when it comes to topics like juxtaposing a single guy’s bedroom with a typical married man’s bedroom, most of what I would say about the married man’s bedroom would be out of the little personal experience I have, stories from my married friends, and of course, pure speculation. So here are 3 big differences I’ve discovered between the bedroom of a married man and that of a single man. (But trust me, there’s plenty more.) The bed itself. The married man’s bed is usually a king or queen-sized bed, complete with decorative headboard. Thanks to the wife, the bed is almost always perpetually made, and is made with freshly-washed sheets and 20 pillows stacked on it. (Seriously—20 pillows? Is this some kind of contest?) On the other hand, the single guy’s bed will almost never be made . In fact, his “bed” is usually a futon, or a twin mattress on the floor with just one pillow, and the last time the sheets were washed is anyone’s guess. Clothes on the floor. The single guy will usually have his socks, boxers and t-shirts shamelessly strewn all over the room. And if there is a laundry basket, it’s full of clean clothes that haven’t been put away yet, while the dirty clothes cover the entire floor. The married guy doesn’t have any leeway for such behavior. Even finding a stray sock on the floor is rare. Although leaving clothes on the floor is one of many ways that a grown male marks his territory, this primal and very natural instinct is suppressed by fear of incurring the wrath of the wife. The tour. Whenever my married friends give me the tour of their house, they’re not quick to shy away from the bedroom. In fact, when they show it to you, the husband may throw in a casual joke about s*x and says something like “This is where the magic happens” (much to the wife’s chagrin, who will usually shove an indignant elbow in his ribs). I got nothing on that. I’m a little more reluctant to show off my bedroom to guests, but when I do, I usually say something pathetic like, “Yeah, here’s my bedroom. This is where the abstinence happens .” So after analyzing the evidence, the only big difference I see between the condition of a single guy’s bedroom and a married man’s bedroom is the presence of a woman . If the woman were taken out of the picture, the man’s behavior would eventually divert back to its natural default setting. Wives, if you were to die in a sudden and tragic accident, your husband would be devastated—but it might only be a couple months before he moved his 8-point trophy buck mount and hung it over the bed. Nothing personal. What are some other differences you’ve noticed between a married man’s bedroom and a single man’s bedroom that I forgot to mention? And ladies, what are the differences between a single/married woman’s bedroom? Help me out by mentioning them in the comments below!

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